AI roast generator

Type something.
We'll destroy it.

Paste a bio, a pitch, a tweet, an idea — anything with words in it. RoastCard reads it, roasts it, and hands you back a card worth screenshotting.

This one's live. Go ahead.

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Rate-limited to a handful of roasts per minute — the model isn't free.

Your roast card shows up here once you hit the button.

Roasted by RoastCard

Three steps. No account.

  1. 1.0

    Paste your text.

    A bio, a pitch, a tweet, a cover letter — up to 500 characters of anything you're brave enough to submit.

  2. 2.0

    The model roasts it.

    An AI reads what you wrote and writes back something sharper. It doesn't hold back.

  3. 3.0

    Get a card, not just text.

    Your roast lands on a generated card, ready to screenshot and send to whoever wrote the original.

Two, so you know what you're in for.

Pasted:

"Passionate entrepreneur | Coffee addict ☕ | Building the future one pitch deck at a time | DM for collabs"

Roasted:

Six job titles and zero verbs describing what you actually do. The coffee's doing more work than the LinkedIn headline.

Try your own two sentences above — the card on the left is generated live, not scripted.